barf for sale.. at your local jam3iya!

ok, i think i can finally agool enna I've seen it all!



i was ga3d atmasha peacefully bjam3iyatna when i came across this interesting product... ya3ni madri how do these guys come up with stuff like this.. its quite an amazing product.. i think its like fertilizer, you know shlon yistakhdimoon animal poop to make flowers and corn grow.. well its the same, they use IQNet-certified barf to clean the floors, kitchenware, toilet seats, car windsheilds, eyeglasses, toenails, and it even removes those 2year old yellow plaques on your teeth...
plus, it leaves magic brightness :)

slogan: go ahead... barf it up foo

todays photos from al-adan hospital/museum

ilyom we were in the operating rooms in al-adan as part of our final year surgical rotation..
so i snapped a few photos for you guys.





this first pic is while we were sitting in the doctors room... it looks nice and normal... but i cant help but think why in the world anyone would put a "poison" cabinet (locked, of course) in the operating theater... maybe the russians placed it there..















now this picture, i just had to take.. i was walking around aimlessly bayn il ghuraf when i saw this kid. it was strange becuase we never see kids in the OT.. usually its only middle aged indian guys with yellow feet. bes maskeen he started crying and calling for his mom, we we tried enna inwansa.. yibnalla surgical gloves and we made balloons and cow udders out of them bes maku fayda :(















ba3dain he got really cold so we wrapped like a sausage... hehehe.

the smallest projector in the world!

"The famous developer of light-scanning technologies

for display and imaging products, Microvision is planning to unveil at CES an advanced prototype of a handheld plug-and-play projector intended for mobile devices and applications, named as SHOW. It’s the stand-alone pico projector which powered by the company’s proprietary ultra-miniature PicoP display engine, allowing the users to project a wide screen, WVGA resolution (848 X 480 pixels), DVD quality image, ranging from 12 inches (30cm) to 100 inches (2.5m).

In addition, Microvision also claims that the SHOW can support up to 2.5 hour of battery life on a single charge, which sufficient to watch a full-length movie.

“Consumers want better display solutions that will enrich their experience in watching TV, videos and movies, in playing games, and in browsing the web from their cell phones and other mobile devices,” said Alexander Tokman, President and Chief Executive Officer of Microvision. "

things I will use the projector for:

1. projecting videos from my iphone while lying in bed
2. projecting videos from my iphone on my desk while studying for my surgical final exam
3. projecting videos from my iphone on the bathroom tiles while taking a dump
4. projecting videos from my iphone on the dashboard while waiting in 6reej fhaheel traffic (morning and afternoon)
5. projecting videos from my iphone on the ground during hospital rounds/lectures
6. projecting videos from my iphone while getting a lecture about projecting videos from my iphone

the options are unlimited... what else do u guys suggest i do with it?

According to the company, the commercial version of the new show handheld projector is expected to be available by the end of 2008 and will only cost 400 US dollars, which would amount to something like 3 or 4 KD at the current exchange rate i think :/

ARE YOU RACIST?

check out this online test from harvard guys, it will take maybe 5 minutes, but it will tell you if you subconsciously prefer white people over black people and if you prefer obama over mccain!

https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/Study?tid=-1

they told me i strongly prefer white :/

Taco Bell in Kuwait?

Check this out, this photo was snapped right oustide baytna..


















ya3ni madri, where do you guys think something like this came from??

The Happiest Woman in the World!

look at that smile.. ma t7isoon 9ij min galb?
i think i have finally found as3ad imra2a fil3alam.
(na9ee7a for banat ilyoum, if you ever want to be this happy, join Iran's Basij militia)

Tissue Box Mystery

here's a question.. why is it that whenever you open a new box of tissues the first tissue you take is stuck to 30 other tissues? i mean why can't i take only the first tissue like any other tissue, just one at a time? has this ever happened to you? or maybe its becuase all the tissue boxes i buy are the cheap jam3iya ones... so asked my micro circle of firends the other day (i only have 2 friends), and one of them came up with this theory:
most of the time, when someone decides to open a new box of tissue, there is an emergency... kind of like a code red need for kleenex (e.g. after a sneeze with ooze coming out of the nose, or after a spill of juice or laban.). in such cases your need for the tissue is so desperate that it would be more important for you to open the box and pull 20 other pieces of kleenex along with the first one and either use them or throw them away, then to sperate them and put the rest back.. by using this technique, the tissue box companies force you to empty box at a faster rate, rendering you in need of yet another box... and the cycle repeats itself....

i think i like his theory, i until one of you losers reading this post comes up with another one, i will consider it true..


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