here's a question.. why is it that whenever you open a new box of tissues the first tissue you take is stuck to 30 other tissues? i mean why can't i take only the first tissue like any other tissue, just one at a time? has this ever happened to you? or maybe its becuase all the tissue boxes i buy are the cheap jam3iya ones... so asked my micro circle of firends the other day (i only have 2 friends), and one of them came up with this theory:
most of the time, when someone decides to open a new box of tissue, there is an emergency... kind of like a code red need for kleenex (e.g. after a sneeze with ooze coming out of the nose, or after a spill of juice or laban.). in such cases your need for the tissue is so desperate that it would be more important for you to open the box and pull 20 other pieces of kleenex along with the first one and either use them or throw them away, then to sperate them and put the rest back.. by using this technique, the tissue box companies force you to empty box at a faster rate, rendering you in need of yet another box... and the cycle repeats itself....
i think i like his theory, i until one of you losers reading this post comes up with another one, i will consider it true..
ten-four
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